I don’t want him to hurt you again…
In which C stands for Cockblocker.
“Tell Barton the next time he decides to sleep off-base, he needs to call in.”
“Um…what?”
I figured that Tony would often just grab Steve and drag him off somewhere to show him things, and Steve wouldn’t complain, he’d just let himself be...
Ok maybe I’m just saying this because I have tattoos now but,
I honestly don’t know why some people make such a huge deal out of...
All my feels in two gifs.
youlowertheiq-ofthewholestreet:
I had dinner with Molly Hooper because I felt like it.
Accurate.I made a hit TV show with Jim Moriarty because I was held hostage.
I made tea for Jim Moriarty because there was a bomb strapped to me.
I brutally murdered Anderson because I was held hostage! Yesssss
I helped solve a case with Mycroft Holmes because I felt like it. lol as u do..
I stayed alive with John Watson because he is sexy. And he IS.
I stayed alive with Jim Moriarty because there was a bomb strapped to me
I skinned Anderson because I was held hostage. LMAO I would so do that too.
(via wholockedintheshire)
I burned the heart out of Anderson because there was a bomb strapped to me. :3 Sally, wanna hang out this weeke- what?...
I skinned Anderson because i was held hostage. Kay! I’m cool with that! XD
I brutally murdered Jim Moriarty because I was held hostage. Wow. I’m awesome! XD
I brutally murdered Anderson because Anderson’s a cunt.
I made tea for Anderson because there was a bomb strapped to me
I had dinner with Anderson because there was a bomb strapped to me.
I made tea for Jim Moriarty because that’s my division
I strapped a bomb to Sally Donovan because I felt like it
I made a hit TV show with Sherlock Holmes because I was held hostage
I brutally murdered Sally Donovan because I felt like it. Seems Legit
I strapped a bomb to Sherlock Holmes, because there was a bomb strapped to me. What? If I go down, he goes down with me!
with….ugh, Anderson,...DAMMIT! YOU’D BETTER NOT LOWER MY IQ, YOU DINOSAUR-LOVING...
I married Sherlock Holmes because there was a bomb strapped to me. …Lovely.
I brutally murdered Sherlock because I was held hostage..wait no :/
I brutally murdered Anderson because I was held hostage.
I strapped a bomb to Sally Donovan because it’s my division. YES!
I strapped a bomb to Sherlock Holmes because he’s sexy.
I burned the heart out of Anderson because it’s my division. Seems legit.
Excuse me… I brutally murdered Jim Moriarty because it’s my division
I helped solve a case with Mycroft Holmes because Mycroft hired me to. ….apparently Sherlock was on a date with John...
I skinned Sally Donovan because she’s sexy…Darn school uniform shirt, if I was wearing my favorite color this sentence...
I stayed alive with the Bee Gees because there was a bomb strapped to me. Suspicions confirmed: I am John :)
brutally murdered
I have the skull of Sally Donovan because I felt like it. Well, I’m off to shotgun practice with my new clay pigeon!
I had dinner with Anderson because I felt like it.
I strapped a bomb to Anderson because there was a bomb strapped to me. Makes sense.
I made a hit TV show with Sherlock Holmes because it’s my division.
i danced with jim moriarty because it’s my division
I danced with Sherlock Holmes because he’s sexy!! WIN!!!
hit TV show with Jim Moriarty...Anderson’s a cunt.
I made a hit TV show with Greg Lestrade because Mycroft hired me to.
I brutally murdered Sherlock Holmes because he’s sexy.
I skinned Anderson Because there was a bomb strapped to me.
I made a hit TV show with Sherlock Holmes because Mycroft hired me to. Woah guys. I’m going to be in the next season....
I had dinner with Sherlock Holmes because there was a bomb strapped to me. How romantic
I helped solve a case with Greg Lestrade because Anderson’s a cunt.
I made a hit TV show with Sherlock Holmes because there was a bomb strapped to me. Ok. I’ll totally take that. xD